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P664A Airsoft Spring Pistol 1:1 Red Laser w/ Blue & Green LED Light UKARMS

$ 3.95

Availability: 100 in stock
  • Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
  • Model: P664A
  • MPN: Does Not Apply
  • Item must be returned within: 30 Days
  • Brand: UKArms
  • Condition: New
  • Restocking Fee: 20%
  • All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
  • Refund will be given as: Money back or replacement (buyer's choice)

    Description

    One or two might be out of shrink for display.
    WELCOME TO THE INSTITUTE FOR HOMELESS COMIC BOOKS.
    Here at the Institute we use use every square inch of our sprawling estate to house our treasures until they find their "Forever Home". Many of the curiosities we have accumulated over the years are stored in the "ATTIC OF HORRORS" with its aptly named "Shelves of Slight Discomfort"...or quite possibly in the "Hall Closet of Partially Alarming Clutter" the "Garage of Unspecific Dread" or the newly rented "Corner Office of General Unease". Either way your item is heard about, driven to, ordered, found, bargained for, obtained, traded for, bought, delivered to, signed for, photographed, cropped, rotated, uploaded, listed, shelved, picked, bagged, packed, labeled and shipped by one guy...me. If you want multiple items, just send me a list of titles or item numbers and I can make special listing for you with them all together. Please do that before, not after you buy, before.
    The more you spend, the happier I am...the happier I am, the happier you are.
    All this text too much for you? Doesn't it just make you want to send me a passive-aggressive message to tell me about how you can't be bothered to read all this? Well, you should just move on. There really are people out there like that, ruining it for you, me and everyone else...besides this really was a trap. Now more words!
    I pride myself on my expert ability to package and ship items safely. Most single comics & TPB and smaller HC books arrive in Stay-Flat tab lock cardboard envelopes with new or used bags and boards, PBs in poly shipping sleeves and everything else in new or used boxes. Depending on the availability, a larger item may arrive in a double taped new or used cardboard box with; air-bubbles, peanuts, padded mailers and packing paper.  I try to re-use as much packaging product as I can. I hope that you can help re-use some of it too. If you need extra attention given to your package because you have a small mailbox, live in an apartment building or have a carrier that thinks mail requires bending as part of the delivery process, just let me know. If need be I can get some sheet metal. However as much as I want to help,  I have not, nor will I ever give a courtesy refund for an item that you say you didn't get but shows "delivered" on tracking. If you think there is a possibility of theft from your delivery address, you need to shore that business up. Get a PO box or have packages held at your local...don't be puttin' it on me.
    Returns go back to the same address they came to you from. Some items are sold as in the package collectibles, removing them from the packaging will suspend your buyer protection. Customers opting for exchange or replacement are exempt from restocking (20%) on returns. Items damaged during the return process will be worked out through the mandatory insurance you purchased when you returned the item.  If I find that I am at fault for damage or mis-shipment, I of course will take care of it. Any item refused, marked return to sender, undeliverable, vacant, etc. or comes without tracking will be abandoned or ignored unless you make prior arrangements with me. Message me your tracking & insurance numbers before the package arrives please. It is easier and protects both of us that way.
    I buy, scarf, obtain, scrounge & hoard jigsaw puzzles by the HUNDREDS from church, garage, community sales and such and they may have musty, basement or attic like odors. ALSO there is NO feasible way for me to count each and every one of them. If you are an avid puzzler you already know that counting is no guarantee of completeness anyway. If you do buy a jigsaw puzzle and find there is a missing piece(s), please just let me know and I will be happy to take care of it. Just send me a picture of the completed puzzle with the missing piece(s). Buying a puzzle from me means you acknowledge and consider each and every puzzle to be uncounted with a possibility of being incomplete...it does happen although it is quite rare.
    Keys are not implied to be either valid or invalid on any used games or software. Vintage software and media are sold for their pretty, pretty collectible packaging/art work and not guaranteed to work or have perfect image or sound quality. Music, game and other discs may be run on a professional buffer machine and then described as LN. Used & LN HC, TPB, DVD & BluRay games, movies and other digital media may or may not have intact or unexpired digital download codes or coupons. Some items may be disassembled or partially disassembled to ensure they arrive safely and unbroken. My items come from many and varied sources (it would be an impossibility to tell you the pedigree of every item I have for sale) sometimes but not always including; smoking households, homes with weird pets, households with different gods or people that cook gross food.
    Making a best offer? Don't bother with less than half. I know that means you aren't serious. It is also insulting and a waste of  my time...it's just not gonna happen. I don't understand why you would ever bother...I mean does your 75% off list offer EVER work?  Am I not responding to your totally lame offers? Best just move on. Is the item already on sale? Well, that is the lowest it is going to go because I'm not here to give stuff away.
    Wanting me to split a lot up? I bet you can tell what the answer to that is. Yeah, you're a smrt one alright, I knew I liked you.
    Thinking of asking me to alter a customs form? I will never, ever considering doing it, so don't even ask. I'm not going to even pretend to entertain paying your customs fees. I can't even believe that anyone even does that but they do.
    Can't buy my stuff?  I don't take payment besides paypal unless you pick the item up in person. If you pay by echeck, I open all unpaid item cases as soon as possible, so better hope it clears when it is supposed to. If you are blocked or having some sort of difficulty and you really must buy one of my items, send me a message. I'll help you the best that I can.
    Am I an idiot? (entirely possible) Did I manage to misspell something even with spell checker on? Poor grammar? Did I use the wrong picture? Item details from some other book showing up? Got a 00 handling fee? Is my fat blobby cat in the picture obscuring something? Shipping set to Overnight Express for a 1oz item? Let me know, I'm just one guy and I list VERRRRY early in the morning and am happy to thank for the assist. Know more than me about the item? ...eh, that's also possible. I'm an expert on many, many things, especially in the comics and toy area (1960s-2010s). I am not however Big King UGG- All Highest of Nerdlandia & Beyond. There are times where I'll miss something like an armor bit, a backpack, a trailer hitch a broken wing tip or a chipped ear. For that I beg your patience. It has taken me 20+ years to amass the knowledge that I have but there is still plenty more to learn.
    Need your item faster, like overnight? Want it shipped as a gift? Got special packaging or delivery needs, like to a giftee? Do you just like asking pertinent questions? Fire away! Please note that I cannot & will not mail your item to anywhere but the address(s) you have on file with ebay and chose at checkout. If you have a giftee in mind, put their address into your profile and choose it when you checkout. Do that BEFORE you buy anything. Looking for combined shipping? Also before you buy, not after. Need delayed shipment?  ...again, before you buy is the time to ask for this. Think maybe the shipping is a bit off?  ...before you buy. Help ME, help YOU. I'm happy to assist you with whatever you need BEFORE checkout. BEFORE. before before
    Problem with your order? Drop me a line. I'm happy and determined to help and make your sale right. I'm only one guy doing all this so every now and then I do make a mistake....only problem is, with one guy doing all the work around here, there is no one left to catch the mistake except you.
    Item damaged in the mail? Well, dangit. In buying an item from me you are agreeing to help out in any insurance claim, including showing me pictures and keeping damaged merchandise and packaging . You get any given refund from me, I get my refund from the PO. To start, you show me a picture of the damage and the damaged packaging along with the correspondence or notes from the USPS.  We may end up working it out through insurance and a postal inspector might need to take possession of the item or I may ask for a part to be mailed back, like a book cover or part of the box or I may call it a wash. Remember you need to save any notes, damaged packaging and the damaged item as well because it may need to be given to the PO as part of a claim.
    Item go missing? Well...I have online view-able tracking on just about every package so just let me know and both of us can easily look into it. If it is a week or more outside of delivery then we should both call the USPS. It will dramatically increase the chances of shaking loose any stuck packages within the system.
    Don't be offended when I file NPBs after two days. It really isn't personal.  If you can't pay right away, it would be a good idea (and common courtesy) to ask if I mind before you buy. If you need a few extra days, I really don't mind at all but I certainly do mind if you don't ask.
    I do not honor buyer requested cancellations unless it is discussed with me directly in messages...and you better sell me on your story. "I found it cheaper" or "I am poor" are equally unacceptable. If you are poor you shouldn't be shopping on ebay. Your absolutely pathetic excuse better include werewolf bites, demonic possession or something real interesting for me to read. Don't be giving me "accidentally" hit the "Buy It Now"...and what? You accidentally searched, found, clicked on AND paid too? Pffft...you don't think I know how ebay works? Get real.
    Not sure what the item is that I am selling? I know right! (You'd be surprised how often this happens) This is a BIG, ENORMOUS, TITANIC, YUUUGE hint that maybe you shouldn't just go and willy-nilly hit "Buy It Now". Look, I know I am not the most flowery of description writers. "This is the name of the thing I have, it is in X condition.", is about as far as I go. I sell niche market collectibles and oddities mostly. I can't imagine how you even got here if you don't know what my thing is...and if you do not know what my thing is or you are unfamiliar with it ASK. I'd so much rather you DIDN'T buy something from me if you don't know what it is or what I am talking about. ...and why are you offering me money for stuff that you don't even know what it is in the first place? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?
    Let me repeat that in a different way, even though I shouldn't ever have to:  "If you do not know what it is you are looking at in my store, do not buy it!". Pause. Another pause. Ask me what it is. If you still don't know after that...
    If you are not sure what shelf wear, ding, stress, variant, chipping, oxidation, acid staining, Silver, Bronze, Copper Age, Full Bleed, JLA, JSA, BTVS, LOTR, ST:TNG, VF, GN, HC, PF, PB, TPB, OGN, OAV,  MOC, MISB, DCU, MSRP or any of the other hundreds of common pop culture lingo terms mean....you are over your head and you are going to need some help. It's OK. Everyone starts somewhere. Feel free to ask me anything, I'm your 20+ years experience Nerd Prince expert. (except the exact measurements of my t-shirts....man if you require perfectly tailored t-shirts, ebay is not the place for you...try Millionaires T-Shirt Depot instead.) Please make your questions very specific if you need more information and please...do your asking before you buy. If I don't respond there is a reason why I have done so. Please just move on.
    My handling time is 1 day, but most shipments go out in far less than 24 hours and even some within mere minutes of paying. Feedback is automatically given out after you receive your item and are happy.
    Again, because this is super extra important: I cannot & will not ship to any address other than one you chose at checkout. Make sure the address you want your item shipped to is correct before you pay. Once you pay...that's it. If you have special delivery needs, you have to tell me before you buy because most times your item is already on its way before your message is read.
    Firm but fair. Informal but professional. Committed and honest. Long winded and slightly amusing. My ebay store is an outlet for overstock and garage/estate sale & thrift store treasure hunt finds. I take this very seriously as ebay is my full time job.
    If you didn't like my novella length Wordy McWordwords, well I'm sure with enough time and counselling you'll come to forgive me. Also I don't care.
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